An (Unofficial) All-Party Presidential Candidate, with Astonishing Courage, Addresses Elephants in Rooms with the Help of her Vigilant Sidekick - Detective Dogwith A'Bonne.
I am and/or have been:
Author;
Babysitter;
Biotech Ethicist (armchair);
Campaigner;
Chief Executive Officer;
Costume Designer;
Fast Food Worker;
Feminist;
Graduate Student;
Grassroots Organizer;
History Buff;
Housecleaner;
Legislative Analyst;
Lobbyist;
Minister;
Missing Child;
Mother;
Political Hack;
Psych Major;
Public Speaker;
Renaissance Festival Groupie;
Sci-Fi/Fantasy Enthusiast;
Stripper;
Survivor of Attempted Murder;
Taurus;
Truck Dispatcher;
Wood Snake (Chinese Zodiac); and
Yes, I did smoke pot but I didn't inhale.
I am a Green Conservative Democrat Libertarian Republican. (Did I forget one?)
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